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♪ There's a hundred
And four days of summer vacation ♪

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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪

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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

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♪ Like maybe ♪

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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪

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Hey!

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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

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It's over here!

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♪ Finding a Dodo bird ♪

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♪ Painting a continent ♪

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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

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Phineas!

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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪

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♪ Before school starts this fall ♪

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Come on, Perry!

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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪

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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪

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Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

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[Phineas] So, Ferb,
what should we do today?

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I mean, besides giving Perry a bath.

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-[sniffs]
-[chattering]

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[engines roaring]

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What is that wonderful noise?

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Awesome!

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Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

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Oh! I've got to take
a new picture of myself for my blog.

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I didn't realize mine
is already a week old.

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That's better.

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What are you doing to Mom's car?

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We tricked it out.

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You don't even know how to drive.

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Well, duh.
That's why Ferb built this remote.

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[engine starts]

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Oh, you are so busted.

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-Mom! Mom! Mom!
-[doors opening and closing]

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Um, where's Mom?

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She's playing bridge
at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's.

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They won't get away with it this time!

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[doorbell rings]

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Oh, Candace, dear.
Bubala, how good to see you.

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What a coincidence.
Do you know your mom is here?

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Yeah, I do, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
I need to talk to her, if you don't mind.

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Oy vey, look how tall you are now!

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You must have grown a couple of inches
since the last time I saw you.

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That was last week, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.

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Well, your mom's inside, dear.

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Where are your braces?
I thought you were wearing braces.

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Yeah. Mom! Mom! Mom!

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What is it, Candace?

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You have got to see
what Phineas and Ferb are doing!

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[tires squealing]

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Hey, Ferb, what's the red button for?

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-[alarm]
-Mom!

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What is it? What do you want me to see?

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Look!

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Hi, Mom!

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Hi, boys! Well, if that's all,
I'll just be getting back to the game.

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[falling sound]

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Good thing we beefed up the suspension.

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Whoa!

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What else can it do?

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Hi, Phineas.

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Oh. Hi, Isabella.

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Whatcha doin'?

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We're entering The Swamp Oil 500 today.

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Aren't you gonna need a pit crew?

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Do you know a pit crew?

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Well, I know a few people
who work well together.

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Great! You're hired. See ya at the track.

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Hey, Ferb, where's Perry?

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[spy music playing]

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Good morning, Agent P.

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The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz
is up to his old tricks.

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For reasons completely unknown,

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he's purchased a giant airship
or blimp, as the kids say.

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Your mission is to find out why.

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And, if necessary, put a stop to it.

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♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah ♪

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♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah ♪

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♪ Perry! ♪

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[rock music playing]

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Hi, Phineas.

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I got your pit crew.

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Cool. See ya in the pits.

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OK, girls. We're dealing
with a 426 cubic inch fully-blown V-8

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with hypo lifters, radical cam,

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and a limited slip differential.

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Would that be electronically
fuel-injected?

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Phineas! Phineas!

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Phineas!

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Hey! I can't hear the cars!

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Hey, Candace.

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I didn't know you were a racing fan.

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Jeremy.

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Who, me? Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm a big fan of those,

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those, uh, uh... that red one is cute!

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Oh, that's Billy Ray Diggler's car.

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He's great.

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Yeah, he's the best. That Billy Roy.

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-Billy Ray.
-Billy Ray.

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I-I love it when he turns left
and then he turns left again, and then...

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[announcer 1] And in the 3rd lane,
the newcomers, Team Phineas!

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Now, is it just me,
or does he look a little bit young

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to be behind the wheel
of a 700 horsepower racing machine?

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[announcer 2] Yes. Yes, he does.

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And look! He's already got
his own screaming fans.

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Phineas!

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Hey! Candace is rooting for us.

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Candace, you're on the big screen.

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[in slow motion]
Phineas!

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And your little brother's gonna be on TV.

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Phineas? On TV?

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TV! That's it!

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They are so busted.

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Can you wait right here
for a second? Thanks.

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What is it, Candace?

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I'm right in the middle of a 3 no-trump.

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Turn on the TV!

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All right. All right, Candace.
This better be good.

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[Candace] Well? Well? Do you see it?

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Just a second, honey.

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Turn on the cable box first.

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Hmm, all right.

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Wait. OK, that's not it.

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[Mom] Um, is it this one?

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No, this is another phone.

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-[music playing]
-Oh! I turned on the stereo.

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Mom! Hurry up!

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OK, just a second.

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[announcer] Are you embarrassed
by flaking, itching, peeling?

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Candace, this is a dandruff commercial.

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Is there something
you're trying to tell me?

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[engines roaring]

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OK, Ferb. Are we good to go?

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[announcer] And with the race
about to start,

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there's the Doofenshmirtz
Evil Incorporated blimp.

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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪

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Ah, Perry the Platypus.

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I'm glad you're here, actually.

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I was just getting ready to serve
some platypus under glass!

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You're just in time
to witness my latest invention.

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My Deflate-Inator Ray!

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Which I will demonstrate
by deflating all the tires

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at the Jefferson County Motor Speedway!

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After which, I will deflate everything
in the Tri-State Area!

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That way, if anyone wants anything flated,

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they will have to talk to me.

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-Phineas, you are in big trouble, mister!
-[tires screeching]

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[engines roaring]

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-Candace, you've got a little--
-[man] Smile!

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Souvenir picture? Only a dollar.

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Ah! Wait a second!

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Hey!

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Now I got you!

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Hey, hey, Missy. Two pictures, two bucks.

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Oh, yeah, uh, I've only got a dollar.

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But, uh, I just want the one.

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You can just tear the other one up, OK?

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I've got him now!
[chuckling]

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[announcer] And pulling up fast
on the inside lane

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is number 42, Team Phineas!

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Hey, Ferb. Do you think
we can get any more power?

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I mean, I know it's just a battery,
but I was thinking,

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let's open it up and see
what this puppy can--

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-[horn honking]
-Uh, Ferb,

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we're actually slowing down now.

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Ferb?

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Hello?

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Oh, yeah!
Now that's what I'm talking about!

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[telephone rings]

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Hey, Ferb. We should bring
Phineas in for a pit stop.

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All right, Fireside Girls,
let's move, move, move!

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That helmet looks so manly.

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-Thanks.
-Hit it, Ferb.

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I'm so proud of you girls.

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And the bow is a nice touch, Gretchen.

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[Doofenshmirtz] He he.
Listen to those fools,

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as they worship their candy-colored
race car man.

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How about a little demonstration
of my deflationary prowess?

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I got it!

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[tires screeching]

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[screaming]

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[crash]

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[announcer] The Team Phineas car
is avoiding every obstacle.

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It's like he can see
the whole darn track at once!

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[rock music playing]

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[keyboard notes]

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♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

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♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

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Oh, yeah!

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♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

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♪ Go, Phineas, go, go, Phineas ♪

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[all] We're OK!

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[Candace] Well, Mom,
what do you think of this?

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You've looked better.

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Huh? What do you mean?

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[horror music playing]

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[screams]

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Already they fear me!
Listen to their screams, eh?

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Imagine the mayhem once
my Deflate-Inator Ray is fully charged.

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Run, run like the wind,
my little indentured rodent,

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and I will give you some cheese!

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Heh. I know I have some
around here somewhere.

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I think there's some--
There used to be some Roquefort

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in the back here. I don't...

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[mouse squeaking]

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Huh?

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[screaming]

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[grunts]

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Hmm. I suppose I should've seen
that coming.

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[Candace] But, Mom,
you've gotta believe me!

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Wait a minute! I bet it's still on TV!

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That's good, Candace.
Go watch a little TV.

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[announcer] And look
at this amazing finish!

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[stammering]
Mom, quick! Quick! Quick!

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All right, I'm coming.

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-[laughing]
-[announcer] Oh, no!

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A blimp is about to hit
the broadcasting tower!

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Oh, the hu--

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[static]

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Uh-huh.

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Meep.

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Deal me back in, Viv.

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[tires screeching]

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Hmm, looks like we're walking.

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[screaming]

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"Why don't you go back home, Candace?"

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"I'm busy with my bridge game, Candace."

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She has no idea!

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-[cricket chirping]
-[Candace gasps]

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Gotcha!

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[screaming]

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[alarm]

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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!

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Oh, Candace, hello.
I can't believe you've grown so much.

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-It's unbelievable.
-Mom!

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Mom, you've got to see this.

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-It's about your car.
-All right.

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[Candace] Come on, come on, come on!

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Candace, you're wearing out
the heels of my shoes.

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See, Mom, look, look! I told you!

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[gasps]
But... who did this?

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Phineas and Ferb.

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-You mean...
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-They...
-Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

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00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,308
They washed my car?

252
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:24,309
Yes! No. What?

253
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,644
[chattering]

254
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,064
It's beautiful! I got to admit,
I thought you were exaggerating a bit,

255
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,775
but this is really worth
getting excited about.

256
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,901
Hi, Mom! We're home.

257
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,737
Hey, boys. I saw what you did today.

258
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,030
Yeah? How'd you like it?

259
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,198
[Mom] I loved it.

260
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:40,534
-Now, who wants some snacks?
-[Phineas] Thanks, Mom.

261
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,952
Honey, close your mouth.

262
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,083
[man on radio] This is Stanky Dog
coming to you

263
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,793
on the hottest day of the summer.

264
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,046
So, unless you live at the beach,
I say take it easy and do nothing today.

265
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,090
Yup, just find yourself a shady tree

266
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:58,802
and maybe an aquatic mammal
of some sort and blow the whole day off.

267
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:02,598
Come on, Ferb. If we let a little heat
stop us from having the best day ever,

268
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,558
then the morning deejays win.

269
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,310
Whew! Boy, it's hot today.

270
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,686
So what are you up to?

271
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,897
We're making our own beach
right here in the backyard.

272
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,231
Oh, how cute.

273
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,983
Well, I'm off for my spa day.

274
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,151
You boys behave yourselves

275
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,569
and don't bother your father.

276
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,196
He's finally cleaning out the basement.

277
00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,531
Bye, Mom! Yes!

278
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,118
You heard her. We can't bug Dad,
which makes me in charge...

279
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,244
by default.

280
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,290
Carry on.

281
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,126
We're gonna need more sand.

282
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:32,794
Hey, where's Perry?

283
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:42,763
Good morning, Agent P. Lawn gnomes across
the Tri-State Area

284
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,932
are disappearing,
leaving thousands of gardens

285
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,184
unprotected from the evils of black magic.

286
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,603
We suspect Doofenshmirtz.

287
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:50,729
Get right on it!

288
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,690
Aren't you a little young
to be a landscape contractor?

289
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:54,983
Yes. Yes, I am.

290
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,151
[Isabella] Hi, Phineas.

291
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,236
Oh, hey, Isabella.

292
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,278
Whatcha doin'?

293
00:12:58,654 --> 00:12:59,738
Building a beach.

294
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,282
-Check it out.
-[dump truck beeping]

295
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,661
Can me and the other Fireside Girls
be lifeguards?

296
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,621
We need to earn our aquatic safety badges.

297
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,789
Sure.

298
00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,834
I mean, I've been a friend
of Susie's longer than Katie,

299
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,919
so I should've been invited
to that party first.

300
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,921
Who cares if they're lab partners.

301
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,631
-We're locker neighbors,
-[dolphin clicking]

302
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,633
and locker neighbors
trumps lab partners any day.

303
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,677
[gasps]
Sorry, Stacy. Gotta go!

304
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,012
Welcome to our beach.

305
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,557
Ha! You call that a beach?

306
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,226
This is way below your usual standard.

307
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,812
This isn't even worth a call to Mom.

308
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:35,190
You know, if you guys
ever want to be popular,

309
00:13:35,274 --> 00:13:37,985
you're going to have to stop
playing in sandboxes.

310
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,069
Hey!

311
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,531
-[girls laughing]
-[Hawaiian music playing]

312
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,700
So, Candace, what do you think?

313
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,619
That's it! I'm calling Mom.

314
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:48,871
[girl] Hey, Candace.

315
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,163
Jenny? Stacy?

316
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,332
You never told us you had
a beach in your backyard.

317
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,293
You're going to be the most popular girl
in the neighborhood.

318
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,836
-I will?
-I just saw Jeremy

319
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,629
and his buddies with their surfboards.

320
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,339
Jeremy's here? Gotta go!

321
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,010
♪ Perry ♪

322
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,595
[Doofenshmirtz laughing]

323
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,804
Oh, yes. Yes!

324
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,974
Just look at my bounty of gnome riches.

325
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,809
Oh, this is a strange one.

326
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,936
Wait! Who are you?

327
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,855
A platypus?

328
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,316
Perry the Platypus!

329
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,610
You are mine now!

330
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,031
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
That was the garage door opener.

331
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,991
You are mine now!

332
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,911
And that was the TV remote.

333
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,913
I've got to start labeling these things.

334
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,248
Aha! You are mine now!

335
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,710
[Doofenshmirtz laughing]

336
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,838
Finally, I will rid myself of you.

337
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,967
But first, turn your attention
to the giant screen and...

338
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:48,639
Hmm... maybe I need
to turn the cable on first?

339
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:52,226
Let's get this beach party started!

340
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,561
♪ Well, we wake up early ♪

341
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,563
♪ And wax our surfboards down ♪

342
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,982
♪ We'll hit the beach
Yeah, we'll hit the beach ♪

343
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,776
♪ Throw our board shorts on ♪

344
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,945
♪ And head for surfin' town ♪

345
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,906
Hey, look! I can see
our house from up here.

346
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,872
Oh!

347
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,126
Oh!
[groaning]

348
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:23,090
[all] How low can you go?
How low can you go?

349
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,049
Look!

350
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,012
So that's how low you can go.

351
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,973
We've been asking that question
for generations.

352
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,933
What? What's everybody looking at?

353
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,768
For winning the limbo contest,

354
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:39,106
you are now officially crowned
Queen Wahine of the beach.

355
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,984
All hail Queen Wahine!

356
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,237
[gasps]
I can't believe it!

357
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,323
♪ Listen up, people and I'll teach ya ♪

358
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,243
♪ 'Bout Phineas and Ferb
And the backyard beach-a ♪

359
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,245
♪ Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say ♪

360
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,162
Say!

361
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,914
♪ Brother, what you gonna do today? ♪

362
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,208
♪ Now, you see we're having fun
Playing under the sun ♪

363
00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:01,253
♪ And get in line, get in line
'Cause the wet ski's running ♪

364
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,755
♪ A backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪

365
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,175
♪ Nothing's out of reach
We got the backyard beach ♪

366
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,759
♪ You can change in the broken hut ♪

367
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:08,927
♪ Drink out of a coconut ♪

368
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,263
♪ Three games for a token
But the rest is free ♪

369
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,016
♪ You got skiing and parasailing
Surfin' and a-flailin' ♪

370
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,143
♪ Your contacts need saline
Or else you can't see ♪

371
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,896
♪ Got the backyard beach
A backyard beach ♪

372
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,064
♪ Nothing's out of reach
We got the backyard beach ♪

373
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,942
♪ Got the backyard beach
A backyard beach ♪

374
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,737
♪ Don't fall into the breach
Got the backyard beach! ♪

375
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,908
I've never been happier in my entire life.

376
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,118
Something is very wrong.

377
00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:37,164
Not a single call from Candace,
not even a text message.

378
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,291
Oga, hose me down. I'm going home.

379
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,168
OK, I think I finally got the right one.

380
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:47,216
Now, Perry the Platypus,
you will finally understand my pain.

381
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,553
Back in Gimmelshtump
in the days of my youth,

382
00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,056
the Doofenshmirtz's were a proud family.

383
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,183
But those were lean times for my father,

384
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,311
and our beloved lawn gnome
was repossessed.

385
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:03,315
Who will protect our zatzenfruit garden
from witches, spells and wood trolls?

386
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,983
From a tender age,

387
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,236
my father decided that it would be me.

388
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,320
[father in foreign language]

389
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:09,988
[Doofenshmirtz in English]
While the other children

390
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,783
played Kick the Schtumpel
and ate Doonkelberries,

391
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,035
I would stand for hours.

392
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,620
[father in foreign language] Don't move!

393
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,330
[Doofenshmirtz in English]
All through the cold night,

394
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,707
-as the spitzenhound howled,
-[dogs howling]

395
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:23,669
my only companion was the moon...

396
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,753
and my neighbor Kenny.

397
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,129
[father in foreign language] Don't move!

398
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,341
[in English] And since
my lawn gnome was taken away from me,

399
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:35,639
I will destroy every lawn gnome
in the entire Tri-State Area!

400
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,892
Behold the Destruct-Inator!

401
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,144
And now, Perry the Platypus,

402
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,814
to activate my creation.

403
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,109
No!

404
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,279
Surf contest!

405
00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,030
Out of my way, Dinner-bell.

406
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,157
Hello, Buford.
Perhaps you missed the sign.

407
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,535
[Buford] "No bullying, no yodelling"?

408
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,537
[Austrian accent] I don't like this
any more than you do.

409
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,831
[Stanky Dog] First up in the surf contest
is Bobby Nelson.

410
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,624
Oh, and Nelson eats it on a five-footer!

411
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,751
And there's Django Brown shooting a curl.

412
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,546
And here comes Buford Von Stomm. Oh!

413
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,882
He pummels Brown
with a Philadelphia traffic stop.

414
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:12,301
And now he's got him in a half nelson.
Now a full nelson!

415
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,137
Oh! And now he's actually
beating him with Bobby Nelson!

416
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,682
Here's the scores from our judges,
and Buford doesn't like it one bit.

417
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,601
Next up is Phineas Flynn,

418
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,187
and it's great to see a young surfer
show such confidence.

419
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,813
Uh-oh! What's this?

420
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:27,858
Oh, those kids today
and their holographic projections.

421
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,027
He's in the pipeline.
Now he's hanging ten.

422
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,654
He's hanging 20! He's hanging 32!

423
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:33,989
Now he's just hanging!

424
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,032
The crowd loves it.

425
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,909
I don't think there's a name for that.

426
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:40,245
The crowd is doing the wave,
and Phineas is surfing it!

427
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,997
Let's go to the judges.

428
00:18:42,206 --> 00:18:43,540
Ten to the fifth power,

429
00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:44,791
infinity,

430
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,336
and, oh!
It seems Phineas Flynn's radical surfing

431
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:51,340
has made judge number 3 re-think
Einstein's theory of relativity.

432
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,342
Cowabunga, laws of nature!

433
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,845
So, are you having fun?

434
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,641
[romantic music playing]

435
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,017
♪ Girl ♪

436
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,020
♪ The moment has arrived... ♪

437
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,188
[giggles]

438
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,940
-[cell phone rings]
-Uh...

439
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,274
Just one second.

440
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,026
Hello?

441
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,862
-[music through phone]
-Um, Candace? Is everything OK?

442
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:17,616
Oh, everything is just wonderful.

443
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,202
And... Phineas and Ferb?

444
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,286
What are they doing?

445
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:24,790
Oh, such wonderful things.

446
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,626
Candace, honey, I'm coming home.

447
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,169
-[record scratch]
-Wait. What?

448
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,630
[Mom] I'm right around the corner.
I'll be there in 2 minutes.

449
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,298
No, wait! No, Mom! You can't!

450
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,926
Oh, wait, wait. Stay right there.

451
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,971
I've got to stop her. Oh, no, no, no, no!

452
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,224
Mom, Mom!
Please, Mom, go away! Don't come in.

453
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,192
[rumbling]

454
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:54,611
Is that a volcano?

455
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,033
Gnomes!

456
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:01,118
[grunts]

457
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,204
[man 1] Run for your lives!
It's gnome-ageddon!

458
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,124
[man 2] Who's protecting our gardens?

459
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:10,252
Candace, tell me the truth.
What is going on here?

460
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,211
[sighs]

461
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:12,671
Phineas and Ferb built
a beach in the backyard,

462
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,714
just like they said they were going to.

463
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,340
But instead of just a cute little beach
in their sandbox,

464
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,593
it turned out to be
this absolutely huge beach,

465
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,344
with a coastline, and palm trees,
and a pier,

466
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:21,263
and hula dancers, and water skiers,
and tiki huts,

467
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,723
and dolphins, and dancing, and surfing,

468
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,683
and everybody
from the neighborhood showed up.

469
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,644
Oh!

470
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,278
[Candace] And then I was
just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy

471
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,946
when a coconut dropped on my head and...

472
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,203
And just for a moment,
it seemed that the wily Buford

473
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,787
would steal away
the coveted surfing trophy

474
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,915
from under the noses of our heroes.

475
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,084
[Candace] But I can only
continue my benign reign

476
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,754
and spread love, happiness,
and ultimate popularity

477
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:57,758
throughout my kingdom if you would just
let me have my moment.

478
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,969
[water draining]

479
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,265
Oh, there you are, Perry.

480
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:06,975
[chattering]

481
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,728
Well, everybody,
looks like that's all for today.

482
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:15,067
[all] Phineas and Ferb! Phineas and Ferb!
Phineas and Ferb!

483
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:17,903
If you don't believe me,
go see for yourself.

484
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,696
-That was great.
-[Mom] Hey, boys.

485
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:21,949
-Hey, Mom.
-So, how was your day at the beach?

486
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,660
[Candace] Wait, wait! My kingdom!

487
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,246
My Jeremy! It was all so beautiful!

488
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,082
What have you done to my paradise?

489
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,166
Candace, honey,

490
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,794
I think it's time to get you
out of the sun for a little while.

491
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,754
I think she had fun.

492
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,967
♪ If summer only lasted one day ♪

493
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:43,554
♪ Summer only lasted a day ♪

494
00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,682
[Stanky Dog] Stanky Dog here
with a special shout-out

495
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,642
to my two new pals, Phineas and Ferb,

496
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,978
for hosting a beach party
that was hot, hot, hot!

497
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:54,189
And speaking of hot,
slather on the sunscreen, listeners,

498
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,984
'cause tomorrow's weather
calls for another scorcher.

499
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,111
[Ferb] With a slight chance
of scattered lawn gnomes.

500
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,237
Ha ha ha ha!

501
00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:04,283
♪ He's a semi-aquatic
Egg-laying mammal of action ♪

502
00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,285
♪ Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah ♪

503
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:07,828
♪ He's a furry little flatfoot ♪

504
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:11,540
♪ Who'll never flinch from a fray ♪

505
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,876
♪ He's got more than just mad skill ♪

506
00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,962
♪ He's got a beaver's tail and a bill ♪

507
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:21,008
♪ And the women swoon
Whenever they hear him say ♪

508
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,634
-[chattering]
-[all sigh]

509
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,344
♪ He's Perry! ♪

510
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:27,222
♪ Perry the Platypus! ♪